circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

"Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart."
— (via suspend)

(Source: moeyhashy)

legalmeth:

☆ similar here ☆

(Source: poppunkandsoup)

"People get mad when you treat them how they treat you."
  • society: be yourself
  • society: no not like that
sdkijsadpodemilovato:

mi abuelita

sdkijsadpodemilovato:

mi abuelita

(Source: freetaboo)

(Source: murallamuerta)

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl)

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

(Source: kayytx)

"I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts."
—  Andy Warhol (via felicefawn)

(Source: blindsideddd)

"You know, a funny thing happened. You stand up there in front of all of these, incredibly inspiring, impressive people that you’ve grown up watching on the screen and for some reason…"

(Source: iblamejared)

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

image

will u ever be proud of me mom