mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

(Source: ringo-sugarplum)

frantzfandom:

gaypocalypse:

when people call a dad looking after his own kid “babysitting”

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lmao, the professor for my gender and sexuality class brought this up last semester when we were talking about gender roles

she said her husband was like “do I have to babysit tonight?” and her response was “do you mean do you have watch the kids that you helped make?”

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica

(Source: chimichangass)

mitten:

calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already

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scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

(Source: richiepanic)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

wolvesareloved:

The guys in the last photo are so hot.
wolvesareloved:

The guys in the last photo are so hot.
wolvesareloved:

The guys in the last photo are so hot.
wolvesareloved:

The guys in the last photo are so hot.
wolvesareloved:

The guys in the last photo are so hot.
wolvesareloved:

The guys in the last photo are so hot.
wolvesareloved:

The guys in the last photo are so hot.
wolvesareloved:

The guys in the last photo are so hot.
wolvesareloved:

The guys in the last photo are so hot.
wolvesareloved:

The guys in the last photo are so hot.

wolvesareloved:

The guys in the last photo are so hot.

(Source: owmeex)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: xylemphone)

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